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Forum: Discourse About You! 30th March 2017, 08:52 AM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 78,545
Posted By Popinki
And who the hell's "bragging" about "chastity"?...

And who the hell's "bragging" about "chastity"? :rolleyes: It's a statement of fact. I have never had sex. I have never had a guy put his ding-dong into my woo-woo. I have never had a boneration...
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th February 2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
You're too late. The moose is already (in)famous...

You're too late. The moose is already (in)famous for his hat trick.

Hockey puns are hard :mad:
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th February 2014, 09:08 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,661
Posted By Popinki
Wellllll.... I used to work in the kids'...

Wellllll....

I used to work in the kids' department at a store. One day I was in the boys' section and a 20-ish guy who was trying to act way too casual came walking through. He picked up a ski...
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th February 2014, 06:13 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
I said I was sorry!

I said I was sorry!
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th February 2014, 05:50 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
You mean, like, picking her up and using her for...

You mean, like, picking her up and using her for a baseball bat? She won't fit through a basketball hoop. Don't ask me how I know :w
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th February 2014, 05:45 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
Truly, we have much to learn from you. ...

Truly, we have much to learn from you.

Yesterday on my prehistoric work computer (Win XP) I didn't get the glitch so I didn't understand what everyone was complaining about. At home I checked on...
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th February 2014, 03:36 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,584
Posted By Popinki
Moosy-go-round?

Moosy-go-round?
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th February 2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
+1000[/QUOTE] Seriously. This thread is...

+1000[/QUOTE]

Seriously. This thread is 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999% postcount padding fluff and .0(however many zeroes)1% content.

WAI U TRYING TO SCREW UP OUR RATIO
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th February 2014, 10:43 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
MTMAFY (made that more annoying for you) Mod...

MTMAFY (made that more annoying for you)
Mod note--please don't post crap that messes up people's browsers.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th February 2014, 09:44 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
Also, I would pay serious real-world money to...

Also, I would pay serious real-world money to anyone who could somehow change every smiley on the Dope to :flip:... and eliminate the "disable smileys" option in User CP.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th February 2014, 09:38 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
[/QUOTE] I just wonder where they managed to...

[/QUOTE]

I just wonder where they managed to rustle up enough fainting couches for all the delicate hothouse blossoms in that thread.

They should be glad they can see smileys at all on the 486...
Forum: General Blah Blah 26th February 2014, 05:03 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
Shoot, I was one too early. Oh well, gonna keep...

Shoot, I was one too early. Oh well, gonna keep this party going until I get the new page, dammit.

:party:
Forum: General Blah Blah 26th February 2014, 05:01 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
:party:

:party:
Forum: General Blah Blah 26th February 2014, 04:59 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
:wow:[/QUOTE] RAH RAH REE! KICK HIM IN THE...

:wow:[/QUOTE]

RAH RAH REE! KICK HIM IN THE KNEE!

RAH RAH RED! KICK HIM IN THE HEAD!

RAH RAH RASS! KICK HIM IN THE TUSHIE!
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th February 2014, 07:19 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,584
Posted By Popinki
Once a week, park employees dress up as pirates...

Once a week, park employees dress up as pirates and ninjas and throw cakes and pies at each other.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th February 2014, 05:01 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
And yet, despite those selfsame exquisite toilet...

And yet, despite those selfsame exquisite toilet roll holders, the toilet paper itself is sitting on the the toilet tank because none of the janitorial staff can agree on whether the paper should...
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd February 2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
THRILL to the exploits of the FEARLESS...

THRILL to the exploits of the FEARLESS SOCIALINA!!! It's a peek-through-your-fingers-in-HORROR-thon as she navigates the HEINOUS HALLWAYS of the nefarious SHOPPING MALL ARENA! GASP as she makes...
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd February 2014, 03:06 PM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
Pshaw, I'm nearly 38 and still doing that.

Pshaw, I'm nearly 38 and still doing that.
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st February 2014, 06:10 PM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
I was just gonna take it out of Plumbean's grape...

I was just gonna take it out of Plumbean's grape soda fund...
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st February 2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
Plus he spent his last savings on Quiana shirts...

Plus he spent his last savings on Quiana shirts and bell-bottom pants, leaving him no money for :coffee: :(

Some kind soul ought to give him five bucks or something.
Forum: Discourse About You! 21st February 2014, 07:25 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
"It puts the spice rub on its skin..."

"It puts the spice rub on its skin..."
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st February 2014, 06:51 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
According to your cat, it's Kenny G music.

According to your cat, it's Kenny G music.
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st February 2014, 06:11 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
All right! Let's :party:

All right! Let's :party:
Forum: Discourse About You! 21st February 2014, 04:51 AM
Replies: 1,003
Views: 95,297
Posted By Popinki
I wonder if she slaughtered cocks...

I wonder if she slaughtered cocks...
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st February 2014, 04:46 AM
Replies: 10,745
Views: 363,251
Posted By Popinki
yay coffee! :coffee: BTW is it new page...

yay coffee! :coffee:

BTW is it new page :party: time yet? With the post counts all FUBAR I can't tell.
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