[Someone]

I was in a meeting and got bored, so I decided to start a list of Ducati's claims.
This was just the first handful I came across. Feel free to copy and add on anything I missed (I know there were a lot of cop and gun claims).
Maybe we can make this a sticky!

Ducati's Resume:


Experience

Antenna Climber
High Diver
Magician
Pilot Extrordinaire
Treasure Hunter
Astronomer
Sex Machine
Spectacular Villa Owner
Travel Agency Owner
Car Collector
Guy with lots of stuff in his pants
Bartender


Adventures

Wife Killer
Neighborhood Crimestopper
Home Depot Showdown
Steak and Shake Terrorist Punk Beatdown
Treasure Finder
Naked Coed Water Balloon Fight
Biker Gang Showdown