16th December 2014, 02:01 PM
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Durpers dis their partners, again. Some of those are light-hearted and amusing, but some of them, wow. There are some issues there. Still reading the thread, but so far, Lemur866 is the...um... winner:
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We have a kitchen counter. We have a sink. We have a dishwasher.
My wife will take dishes from the counter, and put them in the sink. Oh, she's going to wash them? No, of course not, she puts them in the sink and walks away.
WHAT THE FUCK. It would just as easy to put the dish in the dishwasher. Oh, you don't want to wash that particular thing in the dishwasher? Then go right the fuck ahead and wash it in the sink, that's fine. Don't feel like washing it right now, or ever? Then leave it the fuck alone.
Because when you put the fucking dish in the sink, and we're cooking and washing and doing daily tasks, and the sink gets filled with grease and moldy water, the dish is even filthier and harder to clean, plus even if you want to wash a fucking dish now you have to clean the goddam sink first before you can wash one fucking thing.
You don't have to wash the goddam dishes. But if you aren't going to wash the goddam dish, stack it on the counter so that someone else--like me--can, when the time comes, wash the goddam dish. Except she somehow thinks that by piling filthy rotting dishes in the sink with a half-inch of greasy dishwater and leaving them there she's helping. I mean, part of doing dishes is putting them in the sink, right? So she's moved us forward by one step, right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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If things are staying unwashed so long they get moldy and begin to rot, I think there are bigger problems than just the wife.
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Then he follows up with this. Holy hoarder, Batman! 
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