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Originally Posted by Glazer
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Originally Posted by Anacanapuna
I can feed myself, and buy my clothes and do the laundry and all that. But I don't know where the money is. I am not joking; while we're solidly in the 99% of have-nots in the country, we're hardly destitute. But it's all in IRAs and stock portfolios and mutual funds and what have you. Hell, I don't even know the PIN for the checking account.
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That's probably for the best. |
Yeah, while she's still around. But what if she takes such good care of me that I outlive her? Man, I wanna' go out in a fireball and take a hooker with me, but that takes cash.
But, I'll probably die quietly, nestled in the bosom of my family. Don't need a PIN for that.