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Old 7th April 2015, 02:20 PM
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Were you wearing a tux, complete with spats, top hat and silver-tipped walking cane?

No?

Then I wouldn't have seated you either!
Thank you for saving me my seat, my good man. Here's a quarter for your trouble - don't spend it all in the same place.
< squints >

I SEE NO SPATS!

To the back of the line with you, ruffian.