7th April 2015, 09:18 PM
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Damnit. I came in here to post the same damn thing. I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh when his PVC homemade sex stool snaps in half mid-"Cat Cage" and he breaks his face or dick. Preferably both. At the same time.
Why are people so cheap that they think, "Hmm, my wife is going to be vigorously bouncing up and down right above my face...why don't I just build it at home out of cheap ass plastic and some godamn bungee cords?"
And what was that shit about painting the PVC pipe? Is he going to put glitter and unicorn stickers on it?
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Jesus, that is a terrible idea. I can already see how it's going to fail. He's going to design it with the idea that the legs need to be strong enough to hold up a bouncing person, ignoring that the way the straps hang on the bars means they have to have quite a lot of lateral strength as well. It's going to flex like a motherfucker and simply not work, possibly failing catastrophically and leading to the aforementioned broken dick/face. He could buy the damn thing for $75 delivered, but instead he's gonna spend half that in materials, waste a bunch of time, and end up with a piece of shit that doesn't work. |
In the end, it'll make a good coffee table or conversational piece. After they hose off all the blood and cum of course.
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