Listen I fully admit my vote is petty and spiteful.
The facts are:
1) I don't have a better Day 1 option.
2) Pizza is really kissing ass
3). I am still waiting for an apology for lulz's rudeness
4). I'm in a shitty mood and going through a lot of angst right now. And I'd rather hold a grudge on this POS than someone in real life.