"Being a rowdy rapscallion is all well and good for those rambunctious twins, but it's not proper behavior for a lady!" shouted Mr. Bonk.
"Indeed!" sighed Mrs. Bonk "After associating with those twins now my daughter, Slapper, is full of spunk!"
"There's nothing wrong with a lady full of spunk" growled Mr. Goolies, father of the Todger and Willy. "Slapper should get out more and not be cooped up inside all the time. Let her have some fun."
"Oh I beg to differ" said Mr. Bonk. "Your boys should stay away from our daughter!"
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