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The twit was named Phaedrus. He was a proto-Liberaltarian. His gimmicks:
1) He thought '99er Clark K(?) was Gaudere. Because....reasons. He bet Manny that he could PROVE it. (I think) Then the the two of them (Gaudre/Clark K (Doug K? Clark Something else?) simulposted.
2) He sounded just like Liberaltarian. I mean, precisely like him.
3) He claimed he was an old man.
4) He was a mycologist (mushroom guy)
5) He was an American Indian
6) He was loooongwinded.
7) He had absolute, scientifical proof of the existence of God. He'll post it tomorrow (no--really. Every time he got argued into a corner, he'd start a game of "I've got a perfect rebuttal. I'll post it tomorrow." and repeat until the other person got bored.
8) He was old and going to die Any Time Now
9) He was rich.
He was the guy who ratted out DavidB and Satan during their "invasion" of the Left Behind board.
And when he left, he had an epic goodbye meltdown that got eaten during some update or other.
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I was curious, and went poking about. There is a long post where Phaedrus says goodbye, amd mentions the long reach of his influence or some damn thing, and threatens to file sexual harassment charges because someone in the pit told him to bite his crank. There's no name attached, so if i hadn't been reading the thread i don't know if i could have found it.
This is the post but you should really read the whole thread. |
That was the
second-to-last thread. He came back one more time in a now destroyed post. He posted about 30 lines of American Indian sounding gibberish (not actually Native American, just Indian-sounding): "Ha-no-ho-wah, reb-bab-nee-kwah" and so on. Then he said something like everything he posted was a lie, linked to a pic of himself (early 1960s Ad-Man looking guy--think "Darrin Stevens" from Bewitched). He vacillated between apologizing for lying and "Nyahh-nyahh. You fell for my grand sociological experiment". It was longer than an "Ask the Pizza Guy" thread.
Great thread. Apparently it was marked for backup among with other threads before they switched to vB. Then when they switched, those marked threads were the first ones to be thoroughly destroyed. Some of the olde tyme mods can confirm this.