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There's a "put a ring on it" joke there somewhere, but I can't think of one.
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I am not familiar with this "put a ring on it" reference. I must assume it is an allusion to a "popular music" song. Please do not assume that we are debased enough to have any awareness of such tripe. I even wear earplugs to the supermarket so my consciousness is not sullied by lowbrow caterwaulings.
Wearing earplugs to the supermarket sometimes leads to some strange encounters, however. Just the other day, I was perusing the lemonade when some rude boor bumped into me and shouted "to the left!" I spun around and glared at him. He yelled "move your body," and swore into the telephone he held in his grubby paw. I realized then he was an employee of the store! I told him I would have him fired. He responded by pointing to his name tag and growling, "Go ahead and say my name, bitch. I'm irreplaceable."