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In the linked article "...paralized during surgery..."
Strangely it doesen't mention that fact that the reason he "needed" surgery was because he gleefully went out and got blackout, beddwetting drunk, then macked down a fistfull of assorted illegal drugs and then got behind the wheel of his car, screaming down the interstate at top speed with Milli Vanilli's "Girl You Know It's True" a' blasting out of his Tandy stereo and subsequently wrapped his bitchin' sweet ride around a tree, narrowly missing a schoolbus filled with nuns, puppies and blind orphans.