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Old 2nd December 2018, 05:08 AM
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Man, there sure are a lot of Dopers carrying emotional scars because their parents did the whole Santa Claus thing. Thread

Somehow it's not at all surprising that Johnny Foreskin thinks telling children that Santa brings their presents is the moral equivalent of beating them.
Wouldn't you like to send him a needle, thread, and a foreskin in a beautifully wrapped little box for Christmas?
Labeled "From Santa".