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https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-m...cots-all-time/

Be sure and scroll down to "Popsicle Pete" at that link.

ETA: from that cracked page I found this one: 10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children). Satan compelled me to find all those commercials on Youtube. Spoilered below to give you all a chance to resist eternal damnation:

You were warned. Here they are: 10) Kinder Surprise 9) Tarako Pasta Sauce 8) PlayStation 7) Norton Furniture 6) Nike Pro Apparel 5) Orville Redenbacher's Popcorn 4) Rejuvenique 3) Axe Dark Temptation 2) PlayStation 3 1) Baby Laugh-a-Lot