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There's nothing like a jtur88 post to make me feel like a delicate flower. He scavenges from dumpsters and uses his tub for a bidet and eats things really not meant to be digested such as banana peels. I"m sure he's part of the save the soap and water club, too. He must make polecats feel like they shed febreeze in their wake in comparison. |
His posts make me feel sanitary and hygenic, no matter how long that food was sitting on the floor before I picked it up and ate it. Or how long since I took a shower, for that matter. Hell, his posts make me feel freshly wiped, even while I'm still taking a dump!