serious part:
I was actually thinking about this this morning as I lay in bed listening to the symphony, nay, the infernal noise, my stomach was making. This isn't just a low grumble but all kinds of noises and I can hear sounds moving from one side to the other. It is very disconcerting. My stomach constantly does this but I notice it tends to be more pronounced when I'm lying down.
What I've read doesn't lead me to believe that there is anything wrong; it is just the body doing it's thing, but some mornings I wonder. I gotta figure out how to record it because I just can't adequately describe how loud and crazy the sounds are.
jokey part:
I think I wanna change my user name to
PCMS