Happy Birthday, Mr Taters!
The air and smoke sound god-awful.
I am frustrated. I've called 4 retailers: NONE of them have household ammonia for sale. I do appreciate the honesty of the last 2: both said they order it every week from the warehouse, but the order is never filled.
I am serious: if any of you have household ammonia available to you for purchase, I am happy to cover the cost of it + the shipping. I looked on Amazon. All they have is some weird stuff (Austin something) that is not well reviewed and costs $25! Yes, I get that I'd pay that via this route, but I'd be getting actual NH3, not some diluted cleaning product something something.
PM me, if ya got the goods and we'll arrange the drop, capiche?
ETA: Bleach, I got. White vinegar, I got. I have less than 1/4 cup of ammonia left and that means I am not happy... who'd have thunk we'd all be hoarding cleaning supplies in the year of our Lord, 2020?