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Your computer is named Edwin, or possibly Edwina, it is difficult to tell the gender of computers until they lay eggs. It needs cookies to survive, but not the third-party type that pretend to be chocolate chip but are really extra-dry raisin. To find out what type of cookies it likes best, put one down on the computer desk/stand when you are using it, and see how long the cookie stays there. Best not to consider how the cookie disappears.
Remember that it lives vicariously through you. If you are too boring, it will reach out to other computers. This is OK if it goes the respectable route of SETA or even the MIT Coffeepot Cam. It can be difficult if it is distracted by computer porn, by which I mean Apple and Windows sites.
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