[JimNightshade]

I have a magic mystery tube of shave gel.
Every morning I go to it thinking this must be the last of it.
And every morning it keeps giving me enough shave gel for another shave.
It has been doing this for over a week now.
I am afraid that it has been inhabited by evil spirits, or perhaps haunted in ways of which I am not aware of.
Therefore I ask you, clever people and scientists and army men and stuff, what the fuck is going on with my shaving gel containment device? Should I be worried that it may be contemplating taking over the world and sending me to the fields of dastardly failures?

It is very wicked, it is.
Spooky even.

Or is it normal? Do you also have containers, that just seem to go on giving, like a very giving go-on giving kinda giving person?