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There's a rat in the kitchen whatcha gonna do?
Well, we actually had one. Discovered it when my wife shrieked around midnight. Couldn't find the bastard, so we spent a mostly sleepless night planning the extermination.
Seems the little bastard couldn't find his way out, so I saw him in the dog's crate this morning. He disappeared behind the couch when I went to get my little axe handle. Sure enough, when I move the couch we could see the fucker. So my daughter and I flipped the couch quick and I beat him (or her) to death with the axe handle.
Fuuuuck, that's not a way I would recommend starting your day.
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