[Lo-Slung Denim]

I love reading on the toilet. It makes me very happy. Everyone in my family reads on the bog.

One day if I have children, I will encourage them to read on the toilet - I may teach them to do both at the same time as I potty-train them.

So, because I'm off work today with the lurgy, and I'm bored of my book and my TV with most of the channels not working, I want to know who reads on the crapper. I know lots of folks do, but not everyone admits to it so I have anonymised the poll.

You can also tell me what you read, too.

I read Charlie Brooker compilations.