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Originally Posted by Zombies!
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This is why none of my "currently reading" novels are toilet books, because then I'd never leave.
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Exactly!
For the squeamish among us, I assure you that before the clean-up phase begins the book is set aside, so we don't need to worry about cross contamination from the hands. The toilet lid is also closed so we don't need to be too concerned about the poo spray either.
For the record, I don't believe I would be copacetic with actually licking the bathroom book, but then again, I don't go around licking books anyway.