29th January 2010, 02:14 PM
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Caniac
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: In da ghetto (In da ghettoooo)
Posts: 521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hroark2112
Once a day, when I get home. Never anywhere else, always at home. My bowels won't move on any other throne, which makes it uncomfortable if I go away for a weekend!! If I go away for a few days, nothing happens, and my body doesn't even tell me I need to go. Then when I'm driving home, the system springs back to life right around the NC border....which means 90 minutes of getting more & more uncomfortable, until I run into the house and execute "The Move" onto the throne.
(If you don't know what "The Move" is, it's when you simultaneously undo your pants, lower them to your knees, turn around and sit on the throne. When executed properly, the action begins when your derriere hits the cold seat. If you fuck it up, it can be messy!!)
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You must re-tell the one about that time in the Navy, and please include the words "poopy suit". 
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