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Chacoguy and
Jaglavak: What, you think I keep the Jonsered under the kitchen sink? I hate to rain on your fantasy, but those little green bottles are Safer's Insecticidal Soap, used to eliminate tiny livestock on houseplants. I keep the 2-stroke engine oil in the woodshed where it belongs.
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Zeener: what's missing is the old gas-and-wood combo stove. When it became too inefficient to heat the house in winter, it was replaced by the gas range and the big black Napoleon on the other side of the chimneypiece.
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Seodoa, I do indeed plan to die happy in my house.
