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Originally Posted by Anacanapuna
Whoa! Alert to Uthrecht, Colonel Plink, and myself: Islander doesn't like fart jokes!
C'mon, you simmerin' cauldron of feminine loveliness, your post was a little ambiguous. But that's just the English teacher in me. Give the monkey boy a wink and let him watch you walk away.
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Hey, I was only teasing. Was that so out of character?
This "simmerin' cauldron of feminine loveliness" rarely farts, however; she lines up dainty little toots that queue up overnight and pop gently out upon arising.
Except for that one time...when I was walking across the classroom, and with every step...music! OMG, I wanted the floor to open up and swallow me. All a simmerin' cauldron of feminine loveliness can do at that point is to make it seem intentional, and escalate! TOOT! TOOT!