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Originally Posted by jali
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Originally Posted by Chacoguy
I only use it to ensure that all my erections last more that four hours.
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Stay away from me with that four hour monster.
I can just imagine: sore and frozen jaw, sore and tender orifice.
Four hours - sheesh. |
Thank you jali. So often, when men are talking about their dicks, I'm left thinking "I have no where I would like for that to go." I got physical and aesthetic considerations I'm dealing with here.
Size: Really, too big, is just, too big. Just scares me.
Girth: see above
Duration: There is only so much time I can tolerate having my tender bits assaulted, even in a good way.
Maybe I'm Goldilocks, but guys, really, what you guys dream of, rarely ever elicits any feeling from me other than "Not with my toys."