[Radical Edward]

Dear Santa,

I haven't been particularly good this year. I completely tossed my diet, and the other day I cussed out a dude in line at the pharmacy. (In fairness, he completely deserved it. No, really!) However, I have worked lots of back-breaking overtime this year and managed to start a real savings account. I also worked very hard in school and made a B in a college level algebra class, which is like a miracle. A few things I would appreciate having this Christmas are:

a bicycle
a new coat and a scarf
a new calendar for 2011
a bag of Dove chocolates
some dog booties for Noodles and Ghost for walking this winter
a happy new home for Antigone the cat


I hope your trip goes smoothly and none of the reindeer crap in your sleigh.

Best wishes,

Radical Edward