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Whatever are you talking about, Prince of Darkness? This is how you treat someone who's been out of the country for three months in pursuit of world peace, the end of hunger and a cure for cancer? Well okay, I made that stuff up, but still...Roo? This merely demonstrates the fickleness of the male of the species. Was I nothing more than a cheap thrill for you? Aaaah...my heart is breaking as I type. Do you know that I haven't been peemed since...since...well I can't remember when. I haven't had a good peeming in donkey's ears. For the love of Og, peem me now.
Or go fuck yourself. See if I care, you heartless, callous beast.
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