Halp, halp! I'm stuck in the contextual matrix! You can't make this shit up--this is pure comedic gold.
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I can tell you exactly when my youngest last menstruated. Why? Because of a contextual matrix.
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If he wasn't creepy and controlling before, he is NOW. (seriously, daughter in ER with possible spinal damage and "the question with a definitive answer" was the timing of her last period?
Really sucky doctors at that ER.....