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The local preacher and the town chief of police had often butted heads. They just could not seem to agree on anything. One day, the preacher arrived at his church to find a donkey had died on the church lawn. Being a small town and having no animal control or sanitation department, he called the chief.
"There's a dead jackass on the church lawn."
"So? Burying the dead's your problem. Why call me?"
"Well, we also make sure to notify the next of kin..."
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