There were a priest and a rabbi who shared a house for economical reasons. They got along well and many interesting conversations. It worked so well, they decided to share expenses on a car as well, after comparing schedules. They agreed it would be a strictly secular car, so to speak. No St. Christopher medals on the dash, no Christian fish on the trunk, no such decoration. The first night they had the car, the rabbi hears something in the garage. Fearful for the new car he rushes out and peeks in. There is the priest, shaking holy water onto the hood, blessing the car. He feels this is an abrogation of their agreement and is kinda miffed about it.
So the next night he takes 2" off of the tailpipe with a hacksaw.
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