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I think I've told this story before, but...
A while back, I stopped for lunch at Subway. There were three lovely young ladies at the booth beside mine. I was eating lunch, reading and mildly letching after the young ladies when they started talking about ages and birthdays. I realized that I was older than all three of them added together.
At that point, I officially became a Dirty Old Man, the guy their mothers used to warn them about.
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