Is this guy trying to pork me?

[Yorikke]

I am a cashier, male. One of my semi-regular customers (I see him about every other week) is really creeping me out.

The first time I waited on this guy, a couple of years ago, he asked me if I wanted work as a bouncer. This is not unprecedented - I am fat, which maybe masquerades as "big and tough," and have been offered bouncer jobs before. But no, not interested. Over the next few months, he asked me again a few times. No, thanks.

Then one night, he asked me if I wanted a bartending job. Bear in mind, our entire knowledge of each other is from him buying gas from me - I don't even know his name. No thanks, I've never tended bar. He's asked me a few more times, and I've declined.

This morning, he came in wearing his day-job uniform - a custodian or something at the VA Hospital. He asked me if I wanted a job at the VA. "They payin' you good here? Sure you don't want to work at the VA?"

What a fucking creeper. You think he likes fat redheaded ass?

Joe