So If You Ever Start To Feel Bad About YOUR Life...

[Flying Saucerian]

Actual note from a Buckeye Lake, Ohio police report. No kidding.

'A woman called to complain her roommate had hit her in the small of the back with a jar of peanut butter.'

[3acres]

Was it full or almost empty? I bet a full jar would hurt more.

[Flying Saucerian]

Didn't say.

[harsh_but_unfair]

Smooth or crunchy? And what brand?

I think the small glass jars of fancy organic stuff would hurt the most. Although those big plastic tubs of Skippy would probably send you flying.

[SmartAleq]

The humongo size glass jars of Adams Natural Style would probably break your spine. Love those jars, though, I keep all kinds of shit in them once the peanut butter's gone.