Can women really do this?

[Yorikke]

I never thought about it, but seems legit...

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Can women do this?

[Harry]

My life is much poorer now for having followed the link.

[Mr. Buttons]

Originally Posted by Harry

My life is much poorer now for having followed the link.

Yeah... agreed. I thought this might be something about shooting ping-pong balls out the cooter, but now I feel..... dirty.

[Dragonlady]

It seems technically possible, but I can't say that I've ever tried.

[Caerie]

...

Not without causing some serious pain, I'd think. There's tough muscle between the vagina and rectum. Sure, women giving birth might have feces pushed out at the same time, but a finger? Voluntarily?

We could grease up a sound and slide it through a man's urethra and then electrify it, but that doesn't mean it's something one would normally think of as "men can really do this."

[Uthrecht]

Can men do this?

[Borborygmi]

Originally Posted by Harry

My life is much poorer now for having followed the link.

And it gets worse and worse following the thread!

[Yorikke]

Originally Posted by Caerie

...

We could grease up a sound and slide it through a man's urethra and then electrify it, but that doesn't mean it's something one would normally think of as "men can really do this."

Originally Posted by Uthrecht

Can men do this?

Not really the same thing, though, is it?

[Uthrecht]

No, it was just that Caerie's link had a reference to the one I posted, which (to me, anyhow) is far more boggling.

ETA: Also, when I hear sounding, I think of sounding rockets, which is probably the wrong thing to think of at this point.

[Caerie]

Originally Posted by hrhomer

Not really the same thing, though, is it?

Of course it isn't. I just wanted to post something that would make people cringe.

[Uthrecht]

Well, I mean if you could get your finger far enough up there maybe it could be the same.

[Caerie]

...Does a finger fit in a urethra?

[Uthrecht]

Let me get my lab coat.

[Lungfish]

Why do I click on links that I know I shouldn't?

[Joey P]

Originally Posted by Lungfish

Why do I click on links that I know I shouldn't?

I clicked on the wiki links and now my browser history includes "rectal foreign body".

[Socky]

Socking up to inform all you curious mofos that yes, women can do this.
Have you ever had to take a shit, but it felt like you had a rock, four times the diameter of your sphincter trying to come out? Often it is embedded with razor blades.
You can push all you want, but it ain't going anywhere.

But a little digital manipulation can adjust the size, shape, and location of the turd, making an easier exit. No, it is not a sexy time activity.

Why someone felt the need to make a cartoon of this action, I do not know.

[Manduck]

so glad I read this

[Yorikke]

Originally Posted by Socky

No, it is not a sexy time activity.

Not for you.

*fapfapfap*

[Chacoguy]

You are an evil man, may God have mercy on your soul.

[Yorikke]

Originally Posted by Chacoguy

You are an evil man, may God have mercy on your soul.

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[LorieSmurf]

Looks painful! I would think lubing up a finger and putting it up your butt to get the poop out would be less painful with quicker results.

[Anacanapuna]

Oh, my freakin' gawd! I thought I was being offensive and inappropriate posting something about my kidney stones -- I am a piker!

[Glazer]

What the hell is wrong with you boy?

[eleanorigby]

Originally Posted by Manduck

so glad I read this

I cannot stop laughing at this. The combo of his avatar and his post has me crying.

NO WAY did I click through those links, but I'm having too much fun with just this post....

[Mako]

Best use of the "Me gusta!" meme ever.

Also, don't read this thing I should have socked:

I had an lovely ex who enjoyed being (gently) vaginally fisted and her cervix tickled. It was really obvious when she had a brown bomb in the bay. She found that really embarrasing despite the fact I was wearing her like a glove puppet at the time.

[Yorikke]

I asked my wife. Well, ex-wife.