Two Words: Rape Stork

[Tuckerfan]

A lovely rant by Bill Nye about Todd Akin, climate change, the GOP and storks delivering rape babies directly to the orphanage.

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? "

"Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops its babies directly at the orphanage."

"He's a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a fucking idiot."

Its from The Daily Currant so sadly, he never actually said any of it, but its still funny as hell.