Rule 34: if durp exists, there is snark of it. No exceptions.

[Someone]

No snark, I'm just starting the new thread to save us all from the horror of another Fenris title

[Someone]

Wait, wasn't it supposed to be "Fenris Sucks XXXIV"?

[Someone]

Bless you, child.

[Someone]

I saw the title and thought to myself: "Self, you must chastise Fenris for yet another horrible title."

[Someone]

“Now at this very moment I knew that the United States was in the war, up to the neck and in to the death. So we had won after all! ... How long the war would last or in what fashion it would end no man could tell, nor did I at this moment care ... We should not be wiped out. Our history would not come to an end ... Hitler's fate was sealed. Mussolini's fate was sealed. As for the Japanese, they would be ground to a powder. All the rest was merely the proper application of overwhelming force.”

[Someone]

Oops.

nvm

[Someone]

That was supposed to go in the Three Word Post thread wasn't it?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

No snark, I'm just starting the new thread to save us all from the horror of another Fenris title

And thank goodness for that! :relieved:

Meanwhile, I'ma gonna dredge this up from the previous thread ...

Originally Posted by Someone

9.

Reminds me of a line in a show: "You're a smarty-pants! Who's smarter - you or your pants?"

Ha! It was a trick question. If you were smart you wouldn't have answered at all! :smug:

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I saw the title and thought to myself: "Self, you must chastise Fenris for yet another horrible title."

That's what you get for jumping to conclusions.

[Someone]

I pit people who talk to themselves. Surprisingly, not a September 2013 join date, but dude comes across as a bit unhinged.

[Someone]

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That's what you get for jumping to conclusions.

I've been sharpening my boots just so they'd be ready to kick Fenris all over again. How dare you deprive me of my goal?

[Someone]

Ha ha ha! Zeener Brown was all ready to kick the Fenris when Lucy van Tomato pulled it away at the last minute!

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ha ha ha! Zeener Brown was all ready to kick the Fenris when Lucy van Tomato pulled it away at the last minute!

You leave me no choice but to lean adoringly on your piano, my sweet The Schroeder of Nihilism

(And give Fenris some time, Zeener, being Fenris he's bound to do something kickworthy sooner or later.)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

“Now at this very moment I knew that the United States was in the war, up to the neck and in to the death. So we had won after all! ... How long the war would last or in what fashion it would end no man could tell, nor did I at this moment care ... We should not be wiped out. Our history would not come to an end ... Hitler's fate was sealed. Mussolini's fate was sealed. As for the Japanese, they would be ground to a powder. All the rest was merely the proper application of overwhelming force.”

This speech by Bill Pullman in Independence Day always chokes me up. Great movie.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

I've been sharpening my boots just so they'd be ready to kick Fenris all over again. How dare you deprive me of my goal?

Kick her, instead. They bleed the same, their bones break the same.

And she'll splatter like a kicked tomato.

[Someone]

Then we can make salsa.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Kick her, instead. They bleed the same, their bones break the same.

And she'll splatter like a kicked tomato.

[Someone]

So even sven had her baby. Wonder if she'll raise him (I think it's a him) the Chinese way or the Cameroonian way.

[Someone]

What a (cam)maroon!

[Someone]

Somebody unveils a Greasemonkey script on the SDMB to eliminate phrases that annoy him. :scitard:

[Someone]

Ooooh, I like that one.

[Someone]

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:tomato:

It really does get ugly what comes out of our host's ass. Giraffe's fault. Don't blame me....

[Someone]

And I love the way the tomato holds that dino's tail. DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T SNIFF that Giraffe's ASS!

We've all sniffed that. We're all doomed. Fuck.

I hate you, Giraffe.

[Someone]

Because I missed the opportunity in the other thread:

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I am perhaps a very small bit smarter than I appear to be on the SDMB sometimes.

No, you're not.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

So even sven had her baby. Wonder if she'll raise him (I think it's a him) the Chinese way or the Cameroonian way.

Either way I'm sure we'll have much to learn from him.

[Someone]

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Somebody unveils a Greasemonkey script on the SDMB to eliminate phrases that annoy him. :scitard:

I'm surprised no one has come on to complain that the script violates their right to free speech or some such nonsense.

[Someone]

Which would win a fight, deranged speculation or outrageous bullshit? I always like these threads, mostly because halfway through the second page, when the anecdotes really start to emerge, they are at complete right angles to reality. That's when the femur-kicking begins

[Someone]

Can't understand all the push and shove
What the fuck happened to the peace and love

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Can't understand all the push and shove
What the fuck happened to the peace and love

Is that a threat???

/pulls out concealed handgun, starts firing wildly

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Is that a threat???

/pulls out concealed handgun, starts firing wildly

I think he's misquoting Elvis Costello.

Originally Posted by Someone

What the fuck happened to peace, love and understanding?

[Someone]

He'd actually be misquoting Nick Lowe.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Is that a threat???

/pulls out concealed handgun, starts firing wildly

What are you, a New York cop?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

What are you, a New York cop?

Sorry, I just got caught up in the paranoia of that thread. I think it was the guy talking about everyone trying to fight him, but now he has a CCW so he should be able to murder the attacker before he can land a punch and if not his wife can finish him off.

[Someone]

Geez, does no one appreciate great art these days? It's from a Kid Rock tune.

[Someone]

I betcha he shot it!

[Someone]

Is he talking about Hot Wheels or does he really expect us to believe he has a garage full of classic cars?

[Someone]

They are timeless classics that just need a little fixing up.

[Someone]

Every time he beats up a hipster in a bar, he celebrates by buying a Porsche.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's making threats, not dirty fighting.

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Is he talking about Hot Wheels or does he really expect us to believe he has a garage full of classic cars?

That's a mini Jay Leno garage. The cars he's bragging about would've been more than his cop (isn't/wasn't it?) salary for several years, I would think.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

How about a link, asshole.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's a mini Jay Leno garage. The cars he's bragging about would've been more than his cop (isn't/wasn't it?) salary for several years, I would think.

Not a dirty cop. Or maybe he only beat up hipsters that owned classic cars.

Draw your own conclusions.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

That's a mini Jay Leno garage. The cars he's bragging about would've been more than his cop (isn't/wasn't it?) salary for several years, I would think.

I'm not sure. Cops make an outrageous amount of money standing around while crews dig holes. My city publishes a list of the 10 highest paid city workers every year and policemen are always at least seven of them. Triple figures seem relatively easy to attain.

However, only 275 1975 Porsche 930s were manufactured and they weren't available in the USA. It's not huge money, but in the "nice driver, but not concours" condition we'd expect for a person with this kind of collection, it would be worth $75000 to $150000 now.

The 1965 is the most refined of all Porsche 356 road cars and would be also be worth $75K to 150K. It and the 930 would have always been in high demand so whenever he bought them he didn't get them cheap, and restoration costs more than buying one already in mint condition.

The other two I can believe. They sell for somewhere between ten and twenty grand. In fact, I thought real Porsche owners had disowned the 928. Good looking but unreliable and not Porsche-enough.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

How about a link, asshole.

Never mind. I found it myself. No thanks to you.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Never mind. I found it myself. No thanks to you.

Link? For the common man.

[Someone]

...but still no link. How droll.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

How about a link, asshole.

Stamp out cyber-bullying; support real bullying.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Link? For the common man.

He made me work, I'm going to pass on the favor. Find it yourself.

[Someone]

LINK, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT

[Someone]

i found the link too