Concert Experience

[Someone]

Cool story bro...

I went to a concert the other day with my wife and daughter. We go up near the stage and there are some stoner bro dudes who keep high fiving each other...a lot. I make a sarcastic comment to my daughter like "that's what we used to call high-fiving and apparently these guys are big fans." One of them hears me and keeps turning around and shooting me a look. Finally I step up behind him so when he turns around, I'm like 2 inches from his face. What happens next is this, I came to the horrible realization that I'm in a Ducati story.

[Someone]

So then you stabbed him in the face with your masculine chest hair?

Or, you broken his wrist and forced him to masturbate with that hand?

Or, you shot him a tough guy look and he said "What the hell dude?" while you cackled inside and felt the warm loving smile of the baby jesus on your back?

Or...you anal raped him in front of his friends?

It's got to be one of those...

[Someone]

That's enough. You're done.

Actually, I'm not Ducati, so my life isn't nearly as interesting. Otherwise, I would have put him in a wrist lock, kneed him in the ribs, pulled my Glock, and had him arrested for terroristic threats.

[Someone]

Fair enough. Punishment fits the crime.

[Someone]

This was real life, so nothing happened. I was drunk, they were stoned, nobody got pissed, and everyone went back to watching the concert and having a good time. In Ducati's world, weapons would have been drawn (weapons are always drawn). I was just screwing around and wasn't being aggressive, but I honestly thought "hey, this really feels like the set up to a Ducati story!"

I didn't set out to be a hero that night, but those high-fiving tattooed punks had other plans...

[Someone]

Does this Ducati fellow (from sdmb I assume) walk around with his weapons constantly drawn, like in a FPS video game? To "interact" with something/someone, does he have to press the "shoot" button while they're highlighted - which means if they're not highlighted and he accidentally tries to interact with them, he shoots them?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Does this Ducati fellow (from sdmb I assume) walk around with his weapons constantly drawn, like in a FPS video game? To "interact" with something/someone, does he have to press the "shoot" button while they're highlighted - which means if they're not highlighted and he accidentally tries to interact with them, he shoots them?

Ah, so you are commenting without knowledge of the topic. That is unusual behavior for an internet forum.

Ducati, the SDMB's argument against the 2nd Amendment:

Wife shooter
Neighborhood Mall Cop
Home Depot Security Patrol
And the classic Steak and Shake Ultimate Smackdown Championship (no guns in this one)

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Ah, so you are commenting without knowledge of the topic. That is unusual behavior for an internet forum.

Nah, I'm just half-decent at inference, and like to stick my nose in where it ought not be. Your post included all I needed to know about the potential behavior of Ducati.

Originally Posted by Someone

Ducati, the SDMB's argument against the 2nd Amendment:

Wife shooter
Neighborhood Mall Cop
Home Depot Security Patrol
And the classic Steak and Shake Ultimate Smackdown Championship (no guns in this one)

If my IP address wasn't banned, I'd benefit from those links. Thanks for the effort to educate me though. He sounds like a peach.

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

If my IP address wasn't banned, I'd benefit from those links. Thanks for the effort to educate me though. He sounds like a peach.

Wait, are you saying they won't even let you view the boards?

[Someone]

Originally Posted by Someone

Wait, are you saying they won't even let you view the boards?

No, they won't. All because the guy I work with, who suggested I register an account, posted from the same IP. Well duh. Because we're both sitting next to one another...and posted from work. They assumed we were the same person. He's since given up on posting to message boards altogether from work, and I don't know if he still does from home, but he told me he can't get on the sdmb even from home.

Hah! Capital offense, clearly.