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Old 13th February 2015, 05:32 PM
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The Monty Python problem
What is the python anyway? Were they all computer programmers from Australia? And why did they have such a foot fetish?
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Old 13th February 2015, 05:41 PM
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This one time I was sitting at me keyboard, coding, and a giant føøt came down and squøøshed me pirate parrot. Yar. Now it's pining for the fjords.
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Nobody knows, probably, and they are actually all tit men.
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Old 13th February 2015, 06:51 PM
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Well except for Graham Chapman.
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Old 13th February 2015, 07:34 PM
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One of 'em had to be gay. Not the American, one of the Brits. Hadda be!

Because Benny Hill.
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Okay, that's enough of that. Now it's just silly.
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Old 16th February 2015, 12:24 PM
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Okay, that's enough of that. Now it's just silly.
I'll be the judge of that!
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Old 16th February 2015, 12:42 PM
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I thought their problem was with hedgehogs.
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Okay, that's enough of that. Now it's just silly.
I'll be the judge of that!
Well?
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Old 16th February 2015, 02:44 PM
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Old 16th February 2015, 03:12 PM
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This one time I was sitting at me keyboard, coding, and a giant føøt came down and squøøshed me pirate parrot. Yar. Now it's pining for the fjords.
Giant føøt squøøshes kan be pretti nasti...
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Old 16th February 2015, 05:22 PM
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We're not getting to the real problem here! The problem is that the damn parrot was dead! Dead, I tell you, dead!
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Old 16th February 2015, 05:35 PM
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He's stunned. The smell of that føøt were awful.
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A man with three buttocks.
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Old 17th February 2015, 01:16 PM
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Right! He came to buy some cheese!
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Old 17th February 2015, 03:27 PM
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I thought their problem was with hedgehogs.

Only with giant hedgehogs named Spiney Norman, not all hedgehogs.

DINSDALE!
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Old 17th February 2015, 03:28 PM
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Look, I'm trying to tell you, I came here for an argument.
No no, this is abuse, you want PPR, just down the hall.
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Old 18th February 2015, 02:09 AM
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Alright. From now on you must make all your posts with ... A HERRING
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Old 18th February 2015, 02:56 AM
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I thought their problem was with hedgehogs.
They can't be buggered, you know. At least according to the song.
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Old 18th February 2015, 06:48 AM
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Please do sing this song, Pencil. I've never heard of it and I thought I knew my Python pretty well.
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Old 18th February 2015, 08:57 AM
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Old 18th February 2015, 09:15 AM
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... I thought I knew my Python pretty well.
Spoken like a man's man!
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Please do sing this song, Pencil. I've never heard of it and I thought I knew my Python pretty well.
It's technically not a Pythonism but rather a Pratchettism. Definitely the same vein of humor, though.
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Okay, now I want a shrubbery...
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Okay, now I want a shrubbery...
I hope it's not for an arboreal hedgehog love nest.
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Nah. He's just gotta pee.
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Boone's Farm lemonade.
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Boone's Farm lemonade.
a.k.a.[pictogram] urinating dog[/pictogram]*









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Old 19th February 2015, 05:24 PM
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