Who do I have a better chance of scoring a date with: Your mom or your daughter?

[Idle Thoughts]

[Kat]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Dire Wolf]

My non-existent daughter, or my long deceased mother?

[LHO]

My daughter is 2. Mods, arrest this man

[Chacoguy]

I know that you have a fixation with polls and pushing boundaries, but this is Fucked Up.

[pickle berry]

I'll be the BIG SPOON if you'll be the LITTLE SPOON.

[Kat]

To expand on my earlier post: I don't have a daughter, but I truly don't think you'd have any kind of shot with my mother.

For one thing, you would probably remind her too much of her kids (and not just me).

[Random Precision]

Hmm... Which is greater, zero or none?

[Dragonlady]

My Mother is 76 and widowed.

My daughter is 7 months pregnant and grouchy as hell.

Do yourself a favor, try my Mom.

[Kat]

Wait, isn't he one of your socks? Ew!

[Jaglavak]

I don't think you'd get too far with me stabbing you in the neck with a katana like that. But you're welcome to try if you like.

[Clockwork Jackal]

Don't you have another message board to annoy?

[Dire Wolf]

Originally Posted by Clockwork Jackal

Don't you have another message board to annoy?

He does and he does.