"Y'know, Sometimes I Feel Like Being Radio-INactive, You Know What I Mean, People?"

Flying Saucerian · #1 29th May 2018, 09:24 AM

Recently checked the Channel Listings while watching TV. One channel had Comedy of Terrors, followed by Godzilla, King of the Monsters.

However, the listings shortened both movie titles and ran them together so it looked like they were broadcasting The Comedy of Godzilla.

I dunno, he seems like he'd do a lot of airline food jokes.

stormie · #2 29th May 2018, 08:24 PM

I'm thinking more physical humor, with dancing.

Flying Saucerian · #3 30th May 2018, 08:35 AM

"I mean, like RARGH! RARGH, y'know?"

Pencil · #4 30th May 2018, 11:45 AM

C2H5OH · #5 30th May 2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pencil

Or maybe this one:

stormie · #6 30th May 2018, 03:22 PM

How 'bout a Pat-and-Mike shtick with Mothra?

Glazer · #7 30th May 2018, 03:26 PM

He'd have to comment on how Japanese people taste like sushi.

Flying Saucerian · #8 31st May 2018, 02:26 PM

"Yeah, I mean, you stomp on Japan, an hour later y'gotta stomp on it again, y'know what I'm sayin'?"

C2H5OH · #9 31st May 2018, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian

"Yeah, I mean, you stomp on Japan, an hour later y'gotta stomp on it again, y'know what I'm sayin'?"

That's Chinese, not Japanese. Get your racist food cliché right. He'd have to wrap a 'seaweed seatbelt' around the Tokyo Skytree, then chop it up into nice individual pieces he could pick up with chopsticks and dip in his wasabi.

To be fair, I heard a rumor that those chicks that rode around on Mothra's back were really Taiwanese actresses, but I don't know if that's true. Mothra's wings would have made a nice garnish for the Tokyo Skytree sushi, though.

Glazer · #10 31st May 2018, 03:22 PM

Somebody had to do it.

Senpai · #11 1st June 2018, 10:58 PM

"I mean, what's the deal with airline food? The meat is stale and scarce! Unless it's a flight from America! Am I right, am I right?! Even then the human is too fatty!"

Flying Saucerian · #12 2nd June 2018, 12:39 PM

"Yeah, y'know, I always end up getting the Raymond Burr with a Nick Adams chaser and I feel so bloated afterward..."

Anacanapuna · #13 2nd June 2018, 09:48 PM

You fuckers had me up until 1 a.m. googling Godzilla and Mothra and all that shit just because I was curious. Could I sleep after that? I could not.

Fuckers!

Senpai, you're the worst of the lot. Fuckerette!

Senpai · #14 2nd June 2018, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Anacanapuna

You fuckers had me up until 1 a.m. googling Godzilla and Mothra and all that shit just because I was curious. Could I sleep after that? I could not.

Fuckers!

Senpai, you're the worst of the lot. Fuckerette!

I'm laughing so hard right now, I have never been called a Fuckerette before but i'll be damned if I don't love the shit out of that phrase. Thank you for the new vocabulary word, 'Puna!!

I love me my Kaijuu!!

Flying Saucerian · #15 4th June 2018, 10:23 AM

"I tell ya, ya only rent atomic radiation, you know what I mean?"

Ludovic · #16 4th June 2018, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Senpai

"I mean, what's the deal with airline food? The meat is stale and scarce! Unless it's a flight from America! Am I right, am I right?! Even then the human is too fatty!"

The best food I've had on an airline is British Airways, but I'm told that pretty much any Transatlantic flight on a non-cutrate carrier will have full meals and free drinks, and the only other time I've been across the lake was indeed on a cutrate carrier, so there you go.