Lobster ‘n’ Lager party – but nobody showed up

[Burpy]

Maybe next year… who knows? It seems people hate Ohio. I think I may have forgotten to send out the invitations which would explaniate why no-one showed up as well – come to think of it. Ha!

Tonight I will have to catch a greyhound, from Greyhound Station - 111 E Town St to Penn Station, and I will wear my best suit and tie yes.

I have to be in New Yorks tomorrow, because reasons and traditions.

It is a dark ride though. I have sandwiches and tea, and a little whiskey for that time of night. I think I will be OK. The hookers and the drunks, I have brought picture books to give them so that they can entertain themselves. Wall-mart had a good price on crayons as well – they will like these. It is what a gentleman will do yes. I also will wear the butterfly with the sparky stars. It really matches my suit and jacket it does. I have also trimmed my mustache yes I have – for a gentleman must be presentable yes?

I wish I had a butterfly with a Giraffe, but I do not.

Tomorrow, my family talks. It will be good yes, after a long lonesome year.

But more about that tomorrow I guess. Don’t be afraid.