Is there any minimally invasive way to surgically remove the ENTIRE vas deferens?

[Xen Master]

Is there any minimally invasive way to surgically remove the ENTIRE vas deferens--either in reality or theoretically?

[C2H5OH]

Is there any minimally invasive way to surgically remove you from the gene pool? Your testicular obsession is, just like last time, getting rather tedious.

[Xen Master]

Originally Posted by C2H5OH

Is there any minimally invasive way to surgically remove you from the gene pool? Your testicular obsession is, just like last time, getting rather tedious.

Bullets in the head would do the trick for this, but then again most sterilization doctors for men deserve this MUCH more than I do. Seriously. I'd NEVER actually do this because I don't actually want to ruin my life, but I certainly can't say that most of them don't actually deserve to have this happen to them--because they do, for essentially defrauding their patients of tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars by not even offering to do as much as they could have in order to prevent sterilization failure! Those bastards really do deserve A LOT OF bullets in the head--I just think that ANYONE who actually does it would be an idiot because they would unnecessarily permanently ruin and destroy their lives.

Meanwhile, this doctor genuinely DIDN'T deserve her fate:

https://people.com/crime/texas-pedia...ed-light-love/

May she RIP. But Yeah, killing someone for defrauding you--while EXTREMELY stupid--is MUCH more understandable than killing someone because they didn't give you a volunteer position.

[Girrafe]

Originally Posted by Xen Master

Is there any minimally invasive way to surgically remove the ENTIRE vas deferens--either in reality or theoretically?

Yes.

[Sunny Daze]

Holy shit. Please, please, please put this idiot out of our misery.

[Xen Master]

Originally Posted by Girrafe

Yes.

So, what is it?

[Xen Master]

Originally Posted by Sunny Daze

Holy shit. Please, please, please put this idiot out of our misery.

Is that a threat?

[Sunny Daze]

Originally Posted by Xen Master

Bullets in the head would do the trick for this, but then again most sterilization doctors for men deserve this MUCH more than I do. Seriously. I'd NEVER actually do this because I don't actually want to ruin my life, but I certainly can't say that most of them don't actually deserve to have this happen to them--because they do, for essentially defrauding their patients of tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars by not even offering to do as much as they could have in order to prevent sterilization failure! Those bastards really do deserve A LOT OF bullets in the head--I just think that ANYONE who actually does it would be an idiot because they would unnecessarily permanently ruin and destroy their lives.

I don't say this lightly, but you are not well. The combination of perseveration and violent fantasies is alarming. Please seek help.

[The Second Sock]

A person should know that when they pretend to be an internet troll pretending to be someone who wants to mutilate their own genitals and nobody thinks they are an internet troll just out for yuks, that they are on a slippery slope down the razor blade of life.

[Jaglavak]

#lifehacks

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by The Second Sock

... on a slippery slope down the razor blade of life.

Sliding down a razor blade might just get him his wish, if he straddles it with his legs.

[fucktard loser]

Elastration

[The Mighty Quinn]

Hey, guys, guess what? I was able to guess the OP just from reading the thread title! What do I win?

[C2H5OH]

Originally Posted by The Mighty Quinn

Hey, guys, guess what? I was able to guess the OP just from reading the thread title! What do I win?

"A Free Bilateral Epididymectomy!!! Tell him what else he's won, Johnny!" oops. we slipped... "Tell him about the balls he just lost, Johnny!"... err, ok... "You will NEVER be able to impregnate a woman, even if you can find one who'll fuck you! In fact, you'll never be ABLE to even get it up. You just WON! YOU WILL NEVER IMPREGNATE A WOMAN!!"

Be proud of yourself, dumbasss. You'll never breed, and you really don't have to worry about how your 'nads are snipped. You ain't getting any. You are never going to impregnate anything that remotely resembles a human. You are utterly worthless. You will never be laid.

Rereading this thread, I see I failed to reply to post #3, which was a reply to my post #2, responding to post #1. Ok, response follows:

Originally Posted by Xen Master

Bullets in the head would do the trick for this, but then again most sterilization doctors for men deserve this MUCH more than I do. Seriously....

I can arrange that, with a .44 mag, if you like (as Dirty Harry says, "It'll blow your head clean off"), but A) I'd rather shoot you in the nads, with a .22, and not waste my .44 ammo on such a worthless bastard, and B) You deserve that .22 nad-shot, much more than the people who ain't getting hit with reality, these days. (the 'nad-shot', not a 'head-shot') much more so than the doctors you rail against. They won't promise something (let alone take financial responsibility for) something they know they can't reliably deliver. You don't like that. That's someone's problem, but it ain't theirs. You don't like it? By all means, I'm willing to sell you my .44 vasectomy service. I guarantee you won't breed after that. I won't guarantee your survival of the treatment. There's your choice. Make it wisely.... <heh>

[Girrafe]

Originally Posted by Xen Master

So, what is it?

I don't know. But if there are any ways to do it, there is by definition a minimally invasive way. And there's definitely at least one way to do it. Decapitation. Work your down from there.

[The Second Sock]

Why not use magic? My friend Oglaf frequently uses magic for her obsessions and sexual fetishes, and that seems to work out quite well for all involved.

[Xen Master]

Originally Posted by C2H5OH

They won't promise something (let alone take financial responsibility for) something they know they can't reliably deliver.

Doesn't exactly inspire confidence when they can't even guarantee 100% effectiveness for a bilateral epididymectomy plus a bilateral removal of the entire scrotal part of the entire vas deferens. I mean, they're more likely to get struck by lightning than to have this surgery fail, and yet they are still willing to leave their houses in spite of this!

[Xen Master]

Originally Posted by Sunny Daze

I don't say this lightly, but you are not well. The combination of perseveration and violent fantasies is alarming. Please seek help.

Well, I certainly think that it would best if all if those bastards went hunting and all accidentally shot themselves--or each other, for that matter! Or if they would have all choked to death on some food or on bottle caps like Tennessee Williams previously did.

[Xen Master]

I REALLY like this Quora question:

https://www.quora.com/unanswered/Are...heir-screw-ups

[The Second Sock]

It's not really about the hunting, is it?

[The Mighty Quinn]

We'll see if Quora takes you more seriously than we do.

No.

I've never seen a Quora question where none of the "related questions" actually resemble the question very much at all. A true original is our Xen!