'What Is Causing The Morning Smell Around Licking County?'

[Flying Saucerian]

I deny everything and resent the implications here.

[C2H5OH]

It depends. What do they lick in Licking County in the morning?

[JimNightshade]

I believe its broccoli.

[Jaglavak]

I have it on good authority that its just the miasma.

[Random Precision]

I think the real question is "What are the evening activities that cause the morning smell in Licking County?"

I don't think it's just raccoons this time.

[JimNightshade]

I have to admit I probably made a mistake.
I have thought seriously about this conundrum. and I now think I know the answer.
I think the answer is Asparagus actually.

[C2H5OH]

Asparagus and racoons.

The racoons lick the asparagus, then the people lick the racoons. Then the smell starts. That's my theory, anyway.