The day after!hic

[JimNightshade]

I survived last night!hic, and made it home in one piece, sadly without!hic a mighty fine lady.

I have had breakfast, and I am feeling!hic quite all right thank you very mu-uh-uch!hic.

But now I have the hiccups

[!hic]

This has made me think what would have haa-aap-!hic-appened should this sad thing have occurred in histor!hic.

Imagine Mr. Kennedy:

Can we forge against these enemie-!ics a grand and global alliance, North and South, East and West'!ic, that can assure a more fruitful lai-aif-!hic, for all mankind? Will you join in that histor-!hic effort?
In the long histor-!hic of the world, only a few generations have bee-een-!hic! granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum da-aaanger. I do not shrink from this responsibili-!hic, responsibili-ee-!hicty — I welcome it. I do not believe that any of uh-uhm-hic would exchange places with any other people or-!hic any other generation-gene, taation-!hic. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we-eeh-!hic bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it-!hic — and the glow from that fire can trulee-ly, lee-!hic light the world.
[hic]
And so, my fellow American-, !hic-cans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can !hic do for your country.
My fellow citizens of !hic the world: ask not what America will do for !hic you, but what together we can do for the freedom of !hic man.
[hic]


How do these important people stay clear of !hic hiccups?

[Senpai]

Hold your breath, hold a huge amount of it, so much that your chest hurts, and hold it for as long as possible. That's what works for me!

Kennedy having the hiccups cracks me up though. Heheh.

[Marmalade]

Ah, well, better to wake up alone with hiccups than to wake up hiccupping next to a fine lady. Unless she had the hiccups, too, because then that'd be kinda funny.

Shakespeare with hiccups!

Why man, he [hic] doth bestride the world like [hic] a colossus, and we petty men walk under his huge legs and pee[hic]p about to find our[hic]selves dishonorable graves. The [hic] fault, dear Brutus, is [hic] not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are [hic] underlings.

[JimNightshade]

Et Tu!hic - Marmalade?

[JimNightshade]

Friends, Girafynarians, (!hic), countrymen! Lend me your ears.
I come to bury Jim!hic, not to praise him

ah, never mind!hic

[Jaglavak]

Honey, we have to talk. I'm pregnant.

[Marmalade]

We don't care unless you have hiccups, or the baby has hiccups.

[Jaglavak]

Maybe you don't care, but I guarantee Jim is hugging his knees in a corner right now sweating in terror.

[Flying Saucerian]

Particularly since the beer goggles are off and now he sees what the fine lady actually looks like in the cold light of day...

(And trust me, she ain't too thrilled either...)