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View Poll Results: DID YOU SEE TEH BIEBER PEENI?
What the hell, this is an anonymous poll and nobody knows who I am...I freely admit that I did. 6 40.00%
I hadn't before this thread, because I hadn't heard/didn't know/didn't think of it...but because of this topic it made me go take a peek. 2 13.33%
Anonymous or not, I do NOT admit I looked it up (but as to whether or not I really didn't or am just lying is beside the point) 7 46.67%
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Old 8th October 2015, 07:16 AM
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Admit it, have you seen Justin Bieber's penis?
So today, for the first time, a reporter got shots of him naked, full frontal, on a balcony.

Love him or hate him (and I'm guessing most here will be like me..hating him or--at the very least--neutral to him), and all jokes aside, were you curious enough to look one up?

Hell, I'm a non gay guy and I did.
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Old 8th October 2015, 07:28 AM
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I haven't heard of this until now. Maybe you could post a link because I am not putting "Beibers' peener" into my google search history.
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Old 8th October 2015, 08:11 AM
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Never heard of this

Good god what a hell it would be to live in where people were unabashedly trying to get pictures of you in compromising circumstances. Paparazzi trying to take pictures of my freaking wiener would be enough to get me to go full Brian Wilson
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Old 8th October 2015, 08:31 AM
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Why, has it gone missing?
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Old 8th October 2015, 09:12 AM
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No, and it's a little sad that he has to prove that he has one.
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Old 8th October 2015, 09:45 AM
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no

looking at penises is gay
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Old 8th October 2015, 10:09 AM
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So most doctors are gay?
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Old 8th October 2015, 10:48 AM
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Seen one skinny white boy's penis and you've pretty much seen them all. If it can pick up peanuts or conduct an orchestra I might be interested but otherwise...nah.
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Old 8th October 2015, 10:58 AM
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I have never seen his peepee. Therefor he doesn't have one.
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Old 8th October 2015, 11:03 AM
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No, and it's a little sad that he has to prove that he has one.
I thought it was that thing sticking out of his shirt.
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Old 8th October 2015, 11:08 AM
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So today, for the first time, a reporter got shots of him naked, full frontal, on a balcony.

Love him or hate him (and I'm guessing most here will be like me..hating him or--at the very least--neutral to him), and all jokes aside, were you curious enough to look one up?

Hell, I'm a non gay guy and I did.
Are you actually fucking retarded?
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Old 8th October 2015, 12:04 PM
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Given that his Calvin Klein photos were extensively 'shopped, I would assume the same of his johnson.
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Old 8th October 2015, 12:10 PM
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Seen one skinny white boy's penis and you've pretty much seen them all. If it can pick up peanuts or conduct an orchestra I might be interested but otherwise...nah.
Rumor has it, it had a prehensile tip, like the end of an elephant's trunk, but much, much tinier.
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Old 8th October 2015, 12:18 PM
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Boehner pulled such a Boehner when he saw Bieber's peeni that he quit his job as leader of the dickheads.
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Old 8th October 2015, 12:26 PM
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So most doctors are gay?
Doctors don't look at penises. They examine them. [/being argumentive just to be argumentive]
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Old 8th October 2015, 01:46 PM
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the interest of Science I went and looked to confirm what a fellow Scientist had postulated.

That is not Justin Biber. The Beeber has a cross tattoo on his sternum and a tattoo on his right breast and a couple of tattoos around his belly button. The guy in the pics has none of those.

The pictures are far away enough and just blurry enough to where you can't really make out the face.

IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like someone was faking the whole thing to make some money or some bullshit fake media thing the media does nowadays.
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Old 8th October 2015, 02:05 PM
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Probably some baby faced bastard who just wanted to make the Entire Internet look at his peepee.
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Old 8th October 2015, 02:18 PM
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We all have our kinks.
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Old 8th October 2015, 02:25 PM
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Gimme a pair o'pliers and I'll apply some hitherto unknown kinks to the weenie waggers.
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Old 9th October 2015, 03:59 AM
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If I can find the damn dick pick I'd look at it. All the ones I find are censored
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Old 9th October 2015, 09:20 AM
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In the interest of science heres you gos. @LorieSmurf

https://twitter.com/20x90/status/651860948651741189
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Old 9th October 2015, 11:30 AM
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So today, for the first time, a reporter got shots of him naked, full frontal, on a balcony.

Love him or hate him (and I'm guessing most here will be like me..hating him or--at the very least--neutral to him), and all jokes aside, were you curious enough to look one up?

Hell, I'm a non gay guy and I did.
Are you actually fucking retarded?
You might just be right...I did post this topic in the wrong forum, after all. I meant to put it in the Box.
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Old 9th October 2015, 01:17 PM
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So what are your thoughts Idle? Do you think it's actually the Beeb or just someone that looks like him?
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Old 9th October 2015, 02:11 PM
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I have no interest in looking at Bieber's wiener and no intention of searching for pictures of it. In fact, I have no interest in his wiener at all and prefer not even to think about it.
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Old 11th October 2015, 03:10 AM
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So what are your thoughts Idle? Do you think it's actually the Beeb or just someone that looks like him?
I think it's really him. He's probably trying to paint it out to be someone else, though.
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Old 11th October 2015, 06:27 AM
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So what are your thoughts Idle? Do you think it's actually the Beeb or just someone that looks like him?
I think it's really him. He's probably trying to paint it out to be someone else, though.
I don't know why he would. He's got nothing to be ashamed of. Stealth bragging by media!
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Old 11th October 2015, 10:50 AM
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Of course not.
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Old 11th October 2015, 03:23 PM
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It was no surprise that he had been lip-synching all these years. Was was a big surprise was that it was his penis that was actually singing.
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Old 11th October 2015, 03:24 PM
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I don't know why he would. He's got nothing to be ashamed of. Stealth bragging by media!
Nothing to brag about. That's just a typical Canadian penis.
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Old 27th October 2015, 07:49 AM
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I have not. I saw Lenny Kravitz's and enjoyed it so much I decided that was a good stopping point.
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Old 27th October 2015, 01:44 PM
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The penis is back.

So Idle? Did you enjoy Biebers penis?
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