Hmph. Looks like the megapoll's on hold...

[Rat Diva]

...and it's all Fenris' fault because he capriciously and artbitrarily boxed me for 4 hours.

[Sputnik]

If you rub his tummy his hind legs will start scratching wildly and he'll accidentally hit the unbox option.

[BJMoose]

You got a hazmat suit she can borrow?

[The Second Sock]

not fucking again! fuck

[Flying Saucerian]

Looks like she gnawed her way free.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

If you rub his tummy his hind legs will start scratching wildly and he'll accidentally hit the unbox option.

And this, folks, is why I just put up with the boxing

[JimNightshade]

I, as a free Jim of the World, would like to protest this profusely!

It is not right.

In fact, it is wrong!

Fenris, you should undo this injustice immediately you stinky hairy thing!

After that, you should apologize and serve bread (which is way better than pizza).

Please see to this immediately, or we will have to seek harsher punishments for your arbitrary flatulence.

Thank you for your consideration,

Hajario ( I am using my Jim sock)

[Sputnik]

Back in the box ye be, huh?

[Jaglavak]

Two words; prison riot. There's gotta be something flammable around here.

[Kat]

Is anything in the Box not flammable?

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Sputnik

If you rub his tummy his hind legs will start scratching wildly and he'll accidentally hit the unbox option.

< actual fact, not random abuse >
Did you know that there is NO "unbox" option to hit? I tried a number of ways...I even tried to give someone a 10 minute boxing hoping it would override the 24 hours I gave them. No luck.
< /actual fact >

< random abuse >
Nyah-nyah. Now you're all in here! And I'm free to do whatever I like. Bwahahaha!
< /random abuse >

[Kat]

*sets Fenris on fire*

[Jaglavak]

Hey wait a minute! I'm just an innocent bystander! I don't belong in here with these thieves and murders and cutthroats and... um...

Yea, that's right. That's right! We bad. Uh huh.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Kat

Is anything in the Box not flammable?

Only that which is explosive.

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Kat

*sets Fenris on fire*

Like the product Fenris uses to spike his fur up.

[Glazer]

Jag, if you stand by her you won't be innocent for long.

[Kat]

But he'll get a flamethrower.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Fenris

< actual fact, not random abuse >
Did you know that there is NO "unbox" option to hit? I tried a number of ways...I even tried to give someone a 10 minute boxing hoping it would override the 24 hours I gave them. No luck.
< /actual fact >

< random abuse >
Nyah-nyah. Now you're all in here! And I'm free to do whatever I like. Bwahahaha!
< /random abuse >

So are we, fuzzy.

::kabongs Fenris with Emeril Lagasse::

[Kat]

I saw that coming.

[Rat Diva]

And I would like to thank @running coach for rushing lurching to my defense, harpsichord in hands. You don't meet many true gentlemen these days.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Kat

I saw that coming.

I'm not very original, am I?

[Kat]

*shoves Fenris into the chompers*

[Kat]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

I'm not very original, am I?

Not that.

[Rat Diva]

Originally Posted by Kat

*shoves Fenris into the chompers*

Just don't to the thing with the bugs

[Kat]

[running coach]

Originally Posted by Rat Diva

And I would like to thank @running coach for rushing lurching to my defense, harpsichord in hands. You don't meet many true gentlemen these days.

*bows* M'Lady

[Kat]

*drops Fenris in a tiger pit*

This is fun!

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Glazer

Only that which is explosive.

How come I got boxed for something I posted in the box?

[Glazer]

Originally Posted by Glazer

Like the product Fenris uses to spike his fur up.

And how come it wasn't for this post?

[Random Precision]

Originally Posted by Glazer

And how come it wasn't for this post?

Pick any 2 from the following list;

1. arbitrary

2. capricious


No partial credit, please show your work.

[JimNightshade]

Here is my work - please do correct any rookie mistakes many thanks ok?


If we take that Fenris is square, and also kinda negative in his boximanations, it becomes relatively easy.

It’s easy to grasp the concept of square roots. The square root of 4 is 2, because 2 * 2 = 4. But what about the square root of -4? There’s no real number, multiplied itself, that will yield to -4. That is some spooky stuff right there!

To represent the strange behaviour of numbers, mathematicians came up with iFenris Numbers that serve as place holders in solving equations.

For example, in quadratic equations, you’ll often find imaginary iFenrii among your answers. Other applications include rotating a graph on a polar bear with additional x-y-Fenrisses as negative anchor points. This is not that important.

The square root of -16 = 4i (four times the imaginary iFenris)

An imaginary Fenris could also be defined as the negative result of any number squared.

4^2 = -16

Because normally, 4^2 would equal +16, but because we are using the unit iFenris, (4)(4) = -16i. We could also use this method for negative squares. For example, (-4)(-4) = -16i.

It's hip to be square.


When using imaginary numbers, we can look past these mathematical laws:

(+)(+) = (+)
(--y)(-) = (+)
(+)(-) = (-)
(-)(+) = (-)

And we can make these equations possible:

(+)(+) = (-)
(-)(-) = (-)
(+)(-) = (+)
(-)(+) = (+)

(Those are NOT boobies)

Therefore, as simply explained above, a positive or a negative Fenris is a negative capricious mod-giraffe with too much fur that may be positive.

It is really quite simple.

Fancy a drink?

[Jaglavak]

Well that's good enough for me right there.

[BJMoose]

Originally Posted by JimNightshade

Fancy a drink?

No thank you. At the rate you're going, it would be an imaginary drink.


: smirks in Rat's general direction :

[The Second Sock]

(.)(.) = boobs

[JimNightshade]

Originally Posted by Jaglavak

Well that's good enough for me right there.

Case closed.

Bring forth beverages and snacks please.

[Jaglavak]

Sorry, all we have are second and third snacks. How awkward.

[Glazer]

I brought a fifth.

[Pencil]

You might want to use this for future socks

ɒviꓷ ɈɒЯ

while only superficially arbitrary, it´s certainly capricious.

Also, as an act of solidarity, I´ll Ka-BONG
Fenris with a Hammond B3

[BJMoose]

Who do you think you are? Keith Emerson?

Besides, he kept a stable of L-100s for kabonging purposes.



[Editor's note: Hammonds, not Lockheeds.]