136: And youuuuu Durp up my life. You give me Snark to carry on

Someone · #1 18th August 2020, 10:40 AM

GO!

Someone · #2 18th August 2020, 10:43 AM

One of the worst songs evah. Boo Hiss!

Someone · #3 18th August 2020, 10:51 AM

Darn you to heck, haj

Someone · #4 18th August 2020, 10:57 AM

You think that's bad? Wait til your girlfriend rips fart so bad it makes the cat gag and then hums a few bars of 'Wind Beneath My Wings'. That's when you know the honeymoon is over.

Someone · #5 18th August 2020, 11:00 AM

I've got the farting part down.

Someone · #6 18th August 2020, 11:03 AM

I shall admire you from afar upwind.

Someone · #7 18th August 2020, 11:06 AM

Hey!

Someone · #8 18th August 2020, 11:22 AM

This title could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Someone · #9 18th August 2020, 11:28 AM

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This title could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

I knew a woman like that once. Really defined cheekbones.

Someone · #10 18th August 2020, 11:57 AM

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You think that's bad? Wait til your girlfriend rips fart so bad it makes the cat gag and then hums a few bars of 'Wind Beneath My Wings'. That's when you know the honeymoon is over.

Horton hears a poo.

Someone · #11 18th August 2020, 12:00 PM

She's a WYSIWYG kind of girl.

Someone · #12 18th August 2020, 02:21 PM

Man, it's even worse than I could have hoped for. Good job, Haj.

Rittersport put some effort into the final post of the old thread. It should be carried over.

Someone · #13 18th August 2020, 03:09 PM

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This title could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

So could Debbie Boone. She's the epitome of suck [definition of that phrase for you]. Here's the earworm [NSFAnyone] for those of you who don't know it, and if you actually listen, may God have mercy on your soul...

Someone · #14 18th August 2020, 03:42 PM

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This title could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

So could Debbie Boone. She's the epitome of suck [definition of that phrase for you]. Here's the earworm [NSFAnyone] for those of you who don't know it, and if you actually listen, may God have mercy on your soul...

Youuuu liiiiigggggghhhhttttttt up my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff fffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone · #15 18th August 2020, 04:18 PM

Dammit, you guys. Now my brain feels all sticky and it won't go away.

Someone · #16 18th August 2020, 04:40 PM

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Dammit, you guys. Now my brain feels all sticky and it won't go away.

Wow, you got some good stuff there.

Someone · #17 18th August 2020, 04:48 PM

This thread title has more suckitude than a vacuum cleaner sales convention with actual Dyson on Hoover action.

Someone · #18 18th August 2020, 04:53 PM

This thread title could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Someone · #19 18th August 2020, 05:09 PM

To get the snark going...

I don't remember if this was in the last thread, but Lantern posts a picture of little Japanese boy from WWII carrying his dead brother on his back, labeling the "saddest picture you've ever seen".

Naturally, arguments go back and forth over whether it really IS the "saddest picture you've ever seen", WWII, the Japanese, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, etc.
And that leads to another thread in ATMB.

Someone · #20 18th August 2020, 05:48 PM

This thread title could suck start a Harley on a cold morning.

Someone · #21 18th August 2020, 05:50 PM

Not snark, but I was pleased to see a new Yorikke post after all these years. Ob. link, albeit nothing to go see in and of itself.

Someone · #22 18th August 2020, 06:00 PM

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So could Debbie Boone. She's the epitome of suck [definition of that phrase for you]. Here's the earworm [NSFAnyone] for those of you who don't know it, and if you actually listen, may God have mercy on your soul...

Youuuu liiiiigggggghhhhttttttt up my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff fffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::kaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaa-boooooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggg!!!!::

Someone · #23 18th August 2020, 06:12 PM

People, please, butterflies have a hard time reading abnormally large text on their tablets. And it fucks up the margins for the rest of the page.

Someone · #24 18th August 2020, 06:31 PM

You're a butterfly, and butterflies are free to fly. Fly away, high away, bye bye.

ETA: I don't actually want you to leave. I just can't resist busting out Elton John lyrics when the opportunity presents itself.

Someone · #25 18th August 2020, 06:52 PM

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Not snark, but I was pleased to see a new Yorikke post after all these years. Ob. link, albeit nothing to go see in and of itself.

Good to know he's still on the right side of the grass.

Someone · #26 18th August 2020, 07:01 PM

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You're a butterfly, and butterflies are free to fly. Fly away, high away, bye bye.

What!? How dare you! I’ll have you know my cousin was nailed to the wall. He won’t be flying anywhere anytime soon.

How can you be so insensitive?

Someone · #27 18th August 2020, 07:26 PM

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You're a butterfly, and butterflies are free to fly. Fly away, high away, bye bye.

What!? How dare you! I’ll have you know my cousin was nailed to the wall. He won’t be flying anywhere anytime soon.

How can you be so insensitive?

The same way I cool my lips after a summer's kiss.

Someone · #28 18th August 2020, 09:08 PM

Dopers persecuted for their superior intelligence, chapter MMDCXXIV:

eschereal, the guy with the weird egghead avatar, has had a tough life because he's so darn erudite.

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I have run into problems with my refined writing style, primarily because of vocabulary. I used “exacerbated” in a production report, which was a mistake because the manager was barely a HS graduate and it pissed him off.

Someone · #29 18th August 2020, 10:04 PM

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I used “exacerbated” in a production report, which was a mistake because the manager was barely a HS graduate and it pissed him off.

Someone · #30 18th August 2020, 11:29 PM

Lifespan of CarnalK's latest sock: 26 hours.

His previous sock lasted about three days.

Someone · #31 19th August 2020, 12:43 AM

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Dopers persecuted for their superior intelligence, chapter MMDCXXIV:

eschereal, the guy with the weird egghead avatar, has had a tough life because he's so darn erudite.

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I have run into problems with my refined writing style, primarily because of vocabulary. I used “exacerbated” in a production report, which was a mistake because the manager was barely a HS graduate and it pissed him off.

In the same thread he shows he doesn't understand reflexive pronouns. Whilst that's not unusual or snarkworthy normally, it is with the combination of that statement.

Someone · #32 19th August 2020, 01:58 AM

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Dopers persecuted for their superior intelligence, chapter MMDCXXIV:

eschereal, the guy with the weird egghead avatar, has had a tough life because he's so darn erudite.

In the same thread he shows he doesn't understand reflexive pronouns. Whilst that's not unusual or snarkworthy normally, it is with the combination of that statement.

So he has this self-described enormous vocabulary, but doesn't have a good grasp on grammar. Can't say as I'm too surprised to see this at the Durp.

Someone · #33 19th August 2020, 02:28 AM

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Rittersport put some effort into the final post of the old thread. It should be carried over.

Right? I thought I did something egregious, but I guess these things just get closed and a new one reopened at random?

Anyway, it looks like CarnalK/J got banned for socking again, this time as transcriber. Can someone teach him how to have his own board so he can never get banned someplace?

Someone · #34 19th August 2020, 02:58 AM

He used to use transcriber as a name here. He's not even trying anymore.

These threads used to be closed after ~1000 posts, but it seems haj and Fenris are trying to see who can outrandom-and-capricious the other anymore.

Someone · #35 19th August 2020, 03:21 AM

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He used to use transcriber as a name here. He's not even trying anymore.

These threads used to be closed after ~1000 posts, but it seems haj and Fenris are trying to see who can outrandom-and-capricious the other anymore.

So, he's using multiple socks in two places? This is starting to become a cry for help.

Someone · #36 19th August 2020, 03:58 AM

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outrandom-and-capricious

I notice that you are verbifying some words.

KAAA-Bong.

Someone · #37 19th August 2020, 05:36 AM

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outrandom-and-capricious

I notice that you are verbifying some words.

KAAA-Bong.

"Verbing", I should think. As in, "Verbing weirds language."

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/01/25

Someone · #38 19th August 2020, 05:38 AM

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outrandom-and-capricious

I notice that you are verbifying some words.

KAAA-Bong.

That is not the sound of a pencil hitting a head. It's more like *bonk*.

Someone · #39 19th August 2020, 05:42 AM

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Anyway, it looks like CarnalK/J got banned for socking again, this time as transcriber. Can someone teach him how to have his own board so he can never get banned someplace?

Actually, watching him search for an elusive life, however miserable it might be, is hilarious. He lacks so many social skills that he's about as welcome as Typhoid Mary at a baby shower wherever he goes.

Someone · #40 19th August 2020, 06:27 AM

I'll have you know that Mary's potato salad is an absolute favorite at funeral luncheons.

Someone · #41 19th August 2020, 06:36 AM

Ohhhh, so that's what they mean by "funeral potatoes."

Someone · #42 19th August 2020, 08:14 AM

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I'll have you know that Mary's potato salad is an absolute favorite at funeral luncheons.

A while back, you recommended that if I wanted to just argue with random people on the internet I should sock up and keep posting on the Dope but otherwise make friends here and hang out. I'm happy with my decision. Have fun here but I will not be back.

Someone · #43 19th August 2020, 08:24 AM

Awful nice of you to provide a steady supply of snark like that.

Someone · #44 19th August 2020, 08:58 AM

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I'll have you know that Mary's potato salad is an absolute favorite at funeral luncheons.

A while back, you recommended that if I wanted to just argue with random people on the internet I should sock up and keep posting on the Dope but otherwise make friends here and hang out. I'm happy with my decision. Have fun here but I will not be back.

Yeah, your drawer full of tattered socks is totally Hoser's fault

Someone · #45 19th August 2020, 09:03 AM

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I'll have you know that Mary's potato salad is an absolute favorite at funeral luncheons.

A while back, you recommended that if I wanted to just argue with random people on the internet I should sock up and keep posting on the Dope but otherwise make friends here and hang out. I'm happy with my decision. Have fun here but I will not be back.

Okay.

Really, though, stay away from the potato salad at a potluck. It's like playing Russian Roulette with a bullet full of ptomaine encased in a jacket of mayo.

Someone · #46 19th August 2020, 09:20 AM

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A while back, you recommended that if I wanted to just argue with random people on the internet I should sock up and keep posting on the Dope but otherwise make friends here and hang out. I'm happy with my decision. Have fun here but I will not be back.

Yeah, your drawer full of tattered socks is totally Hoser's fault

Oh for god's sake. Ok, last response. I don't know what kind of losers you surround yourself with to think that but no, I'm not "blaming" Detroit Hoser.

Someone · #47 19th August 2020, 09:34 AM

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I'll have you know that Mary's potato salad is an absolute favorite at funeral luncheons.

A while back, you recommended that if I wanted to just argue with random people on the internet I should sock up and keep posting on the Dope but otherwise make friends here and hang out. I'm happy with my decision. Have fun here but I will not be back.

She was just being nice. She's like that. A nice person who puts a smile on people's faces when she posts. Just like the majority of members here do. If you're not fitting in here or there, it's possible it's your fault.