Black widow spider bite prevents Covid death

[The Second Sock]

Any sane liberal doctor would discourage thoughtful patients from this Covid method of treatment and prevention:

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4069550

If you know anyone really sick with Covid, tell them to get bitten by a black widow spider. There is a very high chance that it will prevent Covid death as indicated by correlating this news story in a manner that is ordinarily used by expert conservatives when dealing with facts and logic.

By the same logic, this may also be more effective and safer than a Covid vaccine.

The Frenchman referred to in the link is still alive as far as I know. Only do this in a licensed emergency room, or woodpile near your house.

[Jaglavak]

At one time, approximately 80% of black widow bites happened to men's junk in an outhouse that had been colonized.

Black widows are suicidally agressive. Many moons ago when I worked at a well drilling outfit, one of my jobs was welding up cracks in 3 inch portable irrigation piping. Every stack had one black widow. If you just nudged the pile it would come running up to the highest point and look for something to bite. The repair procedure was light the torch, kick the pile, fry the black widow, weld up the pipes.

[Sputnik]

A bullet to the head generally prevents Covid from killing you too.

[Jaglavak]

Skydiving is a lot more fun.