156: Oh you gonna let it all hang out, Fat Snarking Durps you make the rocking world go round

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GO!

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1st. Just saying

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Hey!

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Now THERE'S an earworm!

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I approve of this title. It's Titelating.

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1st. Just saying

dammit!

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Can you name the poster who got suspended for a week just 2 days ago? Hint locked ATMB thread.

There's money on the line for the winner. 1 virtual bronze ass. (In 89 bc, the sestertius, equal to one-quarter of a denarius, replaced the bronze ass as a unit of account - Roman money, geesh) How'd you ever survive without knowing the value of a bronze ass?

I'd certainly pay a bronze ass to get a few derpers suspended.

(if I had one, I'd moon a train with it)

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I labeled him a troll almost a year ago. It's taking longer than a sloth in a marathon for them to

• Identify
• Label
• Act

Which is why it's such a beacon for trolls.

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Could someone post some good snark please

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How can you think about snark when this title is blatant plagerism! Why, I'm gonna report Hodge and have him drummed out of... of... uh, someplace that has drums!!

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Drum circle. Ask Jackie, she knows!

As for snark, Roger_That FINALLY got a warning AND a thread ban from the Better Call Saul thread so that's a goddamned relief. I was about three seconds from doing something that would have copped me the warning if he didn't SHUT THE FUCK UP about a show he absolutely does NOT understand. Pedantic little prick can go pound sand now.

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He also got a one week suspension for insults or something. He was being a complete turd in the BCS thread and ruining it for everyone.

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Under pressure

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Originally Posted by Someone

He also got a one week suspension for insults or something.

He finally got nailed.

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Originally Posted by Someone

He also got a one week suspension for insults or something.

Another oner bites the dust

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Originally Posted by Someone

Another oner bites the dust

It’s only a temporary suspension. You know what that means?



He shall rise again.

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You know, there might be a business opportunity here. Instead of suspending derpers, we could let the dope ship over the nitwitted offending derp dudes and dudettes and box them in our box for a daily fee. The dope could simply use the 200 dollar/month micromanagement stipend they currently pay to cover the cost of this.

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So we’d be like a derper's penal colony, for derpers sentenced to transportation? Derpstralia?

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So we’d be like a derper's penal colony, for derpers sentenced to transportation? Derpstralia?

Throw another shrimp on the barbie mate. That's brilliant. g'day.

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G'Dope! takes me back...

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No worries

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G'Dope! takes me back...

Of course it does. There is no escape!

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Of course it does. There is no escape!

It’s the tide. It’s the dismal tide. What goes out with one comes floating right back on the next, and all we ever see of stars are their photographs. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but the sun will come out tomorrow, because after all, tomorrow is another day. And in those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them. For a period, in common with the electric chair, can also end a.

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G'Dope! takes me back...

The administration of G’Dope makes the mob over at the big place look really well organised and completely fair. God that was a clusterfuck.

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Calling it: Matrin_Hyde has lied about at least some aspects of his military service, and for all I know every single thing he has said about being in the military until such time as he proves otherwise. Though personally, if it were up to me, the mods would run him out of town on a rail.

Link to my post in his pit thread with cites.

What a piece of shit.

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And Martin_Hyde has told at least one lie (who are we kidding? Not a damn thing coming through his posts should be taken as true at this point) about being on the school board!

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Nice research ASL!

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Originally Posted by Someone

Calling it: Matrin_Hyde has lied about at least some aspects of his military service, and for all I know every single thing he has said about being in the military until such time as he proves otherwise. Though personally, if it were up to me, the mods would run him out of town on a rail.

Link to my post in his pit thread with cites.

What a piece of shit.

Great work. What a piece of shit. I wonder if and how he'll respond.

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I predict, as with DrDumbth, Martin will take the next opportunity he has to call, nay, demand that the Pit be closed.

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And Martin_Hyde has told at least one lie (who are we kidding? Not a damn thing coming through his posts should be taken as true at this point) about being on the school board!

Impressive

Remember that episode of MASH where Hawkeye makes Radar a "Corporal Captain" so he can get into the officer's club? Maybe Marty was part of a similar experiment so he was a "Captain Colonel." (shoot, I see CMC already beat me to it )

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Excellent work, ASL.

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Wow, Looks like MH just took Broomstick’s crown for fabrication. Good job ASL.

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And he almost got away with it, too. I was just gonna keep him on ignore. But then he had to double/triple/quadruple down on shitting on LHoD for being a teacher of all things.

I know it’s kind of a contradiction in terms, but is it possible for a pit thread about a poster to become a self-pitting for that very poster? Because it’s kind of like what he did. He took a pit thread that was already about him, and then made it even more about him by being dialing it up to 11 on the huge, gaping asshole meter.

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Stolen valor is a plea for help. If someone's life is so meaningless that they have to make up a military persona to feel worthy enough to exist, they need help, professional help.

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Durper for 18 years and 17.6k posts. What a waste.

Does anyone think that he'll be back? Will he try to reconcile the inconsistencies or somehow apologize?

His last post was eight hours ago, just before ASL's bust. His last login was two hours ago. He's seen it.

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If he does, his first apology needs to be to teachers everywhere.

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Durper for 18 years and 17.6k posts. What a waste.

Does anyone think that he'll be back? Will he try to reconcile the inconsistencies or somehow apologize?

His last post was eight hours ago, just before ASL's bust. His last login was two hours ago. He's seen it.

it's ridiculous, but I'm finding this suspenseful.

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Damn it, ASL, where are we going to get good snack if you keep outing the trolls?

Still, I think this points out what hard work it is to put on an act for such an extended period of time. Long-term trolls, if I could make a suggestion, if you haven't already done so, create a document with your full timeline. Cross-reference important facts. Go back through your posting history and make sure you've made note of hard dates and facts about yourself. Come on, this isn't rocket surgery.

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Damn it, ASL, where are we going to get good snack if you keep outing the trolls?

Don't worry, even if he doesn't stick around, I'm sure he'll be back. Maybe this time he'll heed your advice about taking notes to keep his story straight, and reincarnate as a disabled Iraq War vet who lost both arms while manning the turret in an MRAP during the push to Kabul, but nevertheless went on to overcome by getting a law degree from Princeton through grit and determination. Soon after he, sat for the LSAT and was admitted to the New York City bar.

Still, I think this points out what hard work it is to put on an act for such an extended period of time. Long-term trolls, if I could make a suggestion, if you haven't already done so, create a document with your full timeline. Cross-reference important facts. Go back through your posting history and make sure you've made note of hard dates and facts about yourself. Come on, this isn't rocket surgery.

I know, right? All that time and energy put into trying to build himself up over the years, and just a few snide/condescending remarks about teachers and their unions is enough to bring it all crashing down.

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Originally Posted by Someone

Damn it, ASL, where are we going to get good snack if you keep outing the trolls?

Still, I think this points out what hard work it is to put on an act for such an extended period of time. Long-term trolls, if I could make a suggestion, if you haven't already done so, create a document with your full timeline. Cross-reference important facts. Go back through your posting history and make sure you've made note of hard dates and facts about yourself. Come on, this isn't rocket surgery.

The wearer of the Umkay sock couldn't even keep everything straight over the short term. Once the initial "perky cripple boobs and blowjobs! " and/or "perky handicapable grrrrrl power! " wore off, the holes in the story started to show when other wheelchair users or those close to them started asking questions.

Because no matter how much you know, there's gonna be someone out there who knows way more and won't hesitate to call you on it.

Heh heh heh heh heh.

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The thing about lies is that you have to actively remember them, or keep cliff's notes. Real stuff is just recalled. Sometimes, an embellishment is added in a retelling. And re-telling something many times over many years, may actually make that embellishment real.

Now I''m talking about stuff such as: And then Joey burst out laughing so hard milk squirted out of his nose, when in real life, it just sprayed from his mouth. Embellishments about real and important stuff to put yourself in a better light =

I see that mods are chiming in with derision. It's going to be hard to continue from this point on as if nothing happened.

Great work.

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My favorite MH quote from the linked thread.

“No, that is not what happened. Your false claim is a lie–which itself is rude and inappropriate behavior.”

I wish I could spell hippoctacy.

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I wish I could spell hippoctacy.

@iiandyiiii - a little help from the Hippo?

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@iiandyiiii - a little help from the Hippo?

Hippoctacy -- that rare and simultaneously pleasurable and dangerous state when a hippo takes ecstacy.

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Dim_B trolls the Durp with his science 'theories' again.

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Hippoctacy -- that rare and simultaneously pleasurable and dangerous state when a hippo takes ecstacy.

I thought that was when a hippo denies the existence of The Lord Hippo.

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The Lord hippo is iihippoiiii

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I've pulled a few maneuvers before, and I was in a field at the time, but the only shots were coming from a whiskey bottle. So I guess that doesnt count.

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I thought that was when a hippo denies the existence of The Lord Hippo.

No, that's hippostasy. Subtle difference.

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To say nothing of your hippothetical oath, "to outwardly support and covertly offend the Constitution."