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22nd September 2010, 12:43 PM
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“TARDBOARD TARDBOARD TARDBOARD.... TARDBOARD TARDBOARD TARDBOARD ....TARDBOARD TARDBOARD TARDBOARD” ---Zombies!, September 13th, 2010
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#8
26th September 2010, 01:31 PM
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Mod note:
Burpy is simply too wonderful to have spread all over the forums -- I've put him in the Box where we all know where to go to enjoy him.
And by wonderful, I of course mean annoying.
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#9
26th September 2010, 01:43 PM
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#10
27th September 2010, 09:12 AM
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Ah - why?
All I do is burp! A good burp can brighten up a lot of communications. If I promise to only burp once a month, can I then be unboxed? We could even have a monthly competition on which thread receives the coveted burp of the month... Pretty please...
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#13
30th September 2010, 10:50 AM
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#14
1st October 2010, 10:04 AM
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You would say that Mr. - but I have a purpose!
I want to be able to freely burp (once a month) in any thread that I deem burpylicious. Farts smell, I do not think that the inhabitants of this sacred place appreciate those. A Burp however, a once a month burp, does no such thing. Such a burp wakes up the sleepy people and stretches the smiling muscles of the rest. Alas, the Giraffe man has deemed me a lesser person. Giraffe man should be ashamed. I REALLY can control my burps to one a month. It is a sad state of affairs.
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#15
4th October 2010, 12:46 PM
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Oh Giraffe man - why have you forsaken me?
I will be a good burpy - I really will. Promise. Shake hands? Burpy is very much alone and sad. Come on Giraffe man - you should give me a second chance - you really should. One burp a month - ok?
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#16
5th October 2010, 01:17 PM
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I'd like him better if his name was Barfy.
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#17
6th October 2010, 10:01 AM
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I ma not Farty, and I am not Barfy.
I am Burpy - and I am proud of that name! And I will control my burpy reflexes to one enormous, gigantic earth shattering and laugh inspiring BURP per month - but the Giraffe man does not hear me. The Giraffe man is probably very nice, but he has hair in his ears, and he cannot hear me. Please Mr. Giraffe Man - let me burp! (Once a month - ok?)
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#21
14th October 2010, 10:53 AM
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How many burps must a man belch out
Before you call him a man?
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#22
15th October 2010, 10:15 AM
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"...until the philosophy which holds one air expulsion superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned: That until there are no longer first-class and second class belchers of any nation; That until the odor of mans belch is of no more significance than the odor of his farts; That until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all without regard to odor; That until that day, the dream of lasting peace and world citizenship and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never attained; And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes that hold our brothers in burp, at Giraffe Boards, in subhuman bondage have been toppled and destroyed; Until bigotry and prejudice and malicious flatulence and inhuman gas have been replaced by understanding and tolerance and good-will; Until all Burpers can speak as free beings, equal in the eyes of all men, as they are in the belching eyes of Burpy's everywhere ; Until that day, the Eructdites will not know peace. We Eructdites will fight, if necessary, and we know that we shall win, as we are confident in the victory of good over evil..."
Wow! Ok – History lesson over. Please please, won't you please Mr. Giraffe Man. Yeah-eh, hail the man, the Giraffe man. Ow ow praise the burp, Mr. Giraffe Man [eh – forgot the lyrics] – Who can help poor Burpy with the lyrics? Will Giraffe man listen to me? Mr. Giraffe man, please! Just one burp, once a month. It will be a pleasure to all to be surprised by burp. You will have a board of over-the-moon happy board dwellers. Burpy is all alone and feeling sad. Sad sad Burpy. This was supposed to be a place of joy :-(
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#23
16th October 2010, 01:47 PM
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Silence - silence is a heavy load on my shoulders.
And still, I have not burped, not even a tiny little bit. Please Mr. Giraffe man, you have threads in need of massive burps! But I did promise, and keep my word I will, that only one of them need experience such pleasure. What say you? One burp - One thread - One month. Is simple!
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#25
22nd October 2010, 02:45 AM
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Did you know that there's a Snackpit thread (password is mommy) about you?
Just trying to keep you informed. Don't shoot the messenger.
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#26
23rd October 2010, 09:38 AM
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How charming of the people of the fast food place - but I am not there, no, I am here.
It is very kind of you though to point me to a place of potential new friends. I would prefer to be here with the Giraffe man however, although I am not sure what the Giraffe man thinks. The Giraffe man is strangely silent lately.
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#28
26th October 2010, 12:09 AM
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Thank you - yes I think I shall do that. I am in fact a bit hungry.
Thank you Mr. Taggart - it is nice that you speak with me. I wonder why the Giraffe man ignores me though - maybe it is related to the burps that I previously showcased.
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#30
26th October 2010, 11:08 AM
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#31
28th October 2010, 04:24 AM
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Just think Burpy, while the other socks are out cavorting this weekend, you are locked in here, for being retarded!
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28th October 2010, 06:02 AM
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28th October 2010, 06:33 AM
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29th October 2010, 03:26 AM
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31st October 2010, 01:49 PM
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This excuse for a poster is if nothing persistent.
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#36
5th November 2010, 10:09 AM
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I am beginning to get the feeling that I am being ignored by the Giraffe-man.
This is an atrocity and a very very sad thing. I guess I am sad. Yes indeed, sad. Two burps is all it takes to offend the Man here? That is very sad indeed.
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#38
9th November 2010, 12:12 AM
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I think it is the fact the the Giraffe man has not posted any replies that gave me the idea. I could be wrong of course - the Giraffe man is probably a very important and busy Giraffe man and has no time for me.
Sigh. I will just be a patient Burpy then.
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#39
14th November 2010, 03:27 AM
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I am a very very patient Burpy yes I am.
I think that while I wait for the appearance of the Giraffe man, I will take up singing lessons. I always wanted to be able to sing, but I had trouble controlling the air as it passed my vocal chords. I will let all you interesting people know how I progress.
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#41
14th November 2010, 03:50 PM
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This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
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#42
16th November 2010, 09:32 AM
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Hallo Veruca! Nice to meet you. It is not disgusting at all, it is just a normal thing that most peoples do every day. Kind of like if you added sound to your avatar.
Hi there SmartAleq - what is moxie? I guess I should be glad that I have it, but I am not very sure. Everybody else: Today I started on the 1812 Overture - the cannon part. I am apparently doing pretty good. I will dazzle you all with my brilliance when I have perfected it. Where is the Giraffe Man?
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#43
18th November 2010, 08:24 AM
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I'm a sock. I live on a foot. I see very disgusting things on a daily basis. This is nothing.   
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#44
18th November 2010, 10:13 AM
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Yeah!!
You see? A stinking sock is nothing compared to poor old Burpy – nothing at all, at all. But still I am stuck here, and the Giraffe man will not even give me just a tiny little bit of time with his ears. If he would only shave them he might hear me, but that is unfortunately not the case apparently. It is OK, I can wait for the Giraffe man. I failed at the 1812 Overture by the way – teacher told me I could not do the vibrato required for this majestic piece. I now have to practice on something titled “twinkle twinkly little star” - even though I DID complain about the homophobic undertones. It is OK though, at some time I will be the bestest 1812 Overture performer of all time. Now if you will excuse me I have to get back to practicing.
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#45
22nd November 2010, 12:01 PM
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It is as a matter of fact rather lonely here. I do wonder where the Giraffe man is – my bestest guess is that he is a very very busy Giraffe man, and that he has no time to trim his ear hairs.
That is OK really. I have a similar issue with the hairs growing in my nostrils. Except I actually find the time to trim them every now and then. I also failed at the “twinkle twinkly little star” - I am not very good at this singing business. I have now to try some kind of folksy thing about how my goat knows bowling scores, and this I shall practice. Teacher said that if I failed this one I would be kicked out :-( Imagine that! Kicked out, all alone and retarded (according to the Norwegian Wolfman), sad sad, and on top of that ignored by the Giraffe man. And I haven't even burped any tiny little bit for a long time. Is that not horrible? I shudder at the cold and indifferent coldness it brings. And still I have hope, I am a hopeful Burpy. Please Mr.Giraffe man, I promise you I will not ruin your boards nor your board dwellers. Ok?
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#46
24th November 2010, 11:15 AM
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As we have reached this very significant date of 24 November, there are a few facts that I would like to draw to your attention. Attention Mr. Giraffe man, read this and weep in your solitary burp free confinement. Burps are good for you, burps are good for everyone! It has been shown that just a single solitary burp can change the course of history – as proven by Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Reagan, the Dalai Llama, Mr. Fineman (the physicist) and last but not least some of the dwellers of this very board!
I would point you towards the evidence, but frankly that is too much work. Also: Burps and Burping Worryingly close to farting! The average person burps about fifteen times a day—generally a little more than they fart. Since belching is just another way of breaking wind... Burps arise faster, though, because it takes at least thirty minutes for the gas to travel through your body and out your ass. And burps are more likely to smell like what you've eaten, unlike the noxious odor you get when the gas comes from the ass. Most gas comes from swallowed air (the rest from fermentation of undigested food), and since burps come from the same source, the more you burp, the less you fart. http://www.agonys.com/facts/burping.shtml As you can see Mr. Giraffe man, you have made a very very bad decision and I think that it would be a matter of course that you allow Burpy to educate your citizens. In doing so, I will grant you that I will burp only and solely once per calender month. OK? Shake hand now?
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20th December 2010, 11:35 AM
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Wow!
You people are quite possibly truly a cold hearted and burpy-hating bunch of giraffe people. And even with such a mixture of burpy-hating people, even with the coldness and ignore -eh- ance you still manage to put up a facade of happy peoples. Can none of you really admit to a hunger to massively Burp! at a thread every now and then? Admit it, you do. Do you not realize that Burpy is just an extension of your secret desires? I must come to the conclusion that you do, alas afraid of the burp you may be. Did you know that even Giraffes burp? And still, still I haven't burped any tiny amount. I am Burpy - and Burpy is an honest Burpy. Honest! Burpy makes a promise, keeps it, yet Burpy is ignored. That is very pretty sad indeed. I must now try to teach myself to whistle.
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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